A Brand New Home For Web Guru's
The other day I logged into MySpace to see if any of my favourite fellow writers have been on-line, as I wished to debate my newest upcoming novel. Nonetheless, I was type of awkwardly stunned after I found a brand new friend request from, believe it or not, The Devil. That's right, old Satan himself has now joined the ranks of tens of millions of others and created his very personal MySpace account.
Intrigued, I accepted his request, nonetheless I had ulterior motives for doing so. (God please forgive me, I wished to seek out out what Beelzebub was as much as). As soon as I accepted, The Devil sent me a message thanking me, I quickly responded back and invited Lucifer to chat for a moment. He gracefully accepted my invitation and the dialog went one thing like this:
"Good Morning your Evilness, I'm simply curious as to why you will have joined MySpace."
"Nicely just lately," he started "I have seen a rise within the variety of people becoming a member of me down right here in my scorching little home, we prefer to name Hades."
"Actually" I remarked, "and to what do you contribute the rise in your recognition?"
"Nicely, I polled several new arrivals and discovered that a big majority of them had on-line companies selling products and services utilizing minisites, article directories and optin lists."
"That doesn't make sense, why would the souls of so many Internet entrepreneurs find their remaining resting-place in Hell?" I asked.
"Surprised me too" The Nice Horned evil one replied, "so, I made a decision to do a little investigating and appeared up some of their webpages."
"And what is it you found" I curiously asked.
"What I discovered was that the overwhelming lot of them have been mendacity, dishonest and stealing people's hard-earned cash with a bunch of ridiculous gross sales hype and unfathomable claims about some hokey product they have been huckstering like snake oil salesman."
"You imply like the guy who claims he made $300 million last 12 months after he acquired $87 million in free ads from Google?"
"Yep, he joined me last week, I really envy his fashion, I wish I could inform tales as well as him. I have to confess these web entrepreneurs are way more fascinating than the loads of politicians I have been getting the previous few years."
"Okay," I replied, "so why the sudden desire to hitch MySpace? In any case, if these Internet Gurus are coming to you anyway, why do you might want to join MySpace? And why the friend request to me?"
"Oh, I sent a friend request to everyone on right here, even Tom, but he did not reply yet. The reason I joined MySpace was so that I could get to know my soon-to-be new residents before they arrive at their new home, right here in Hell. I imply, I really acquired to maintain them on track and make sure they don't get faith or anything and change their ways. I rather benefit from the surge in inhabitants here."
"Nicely the very best of luck to you" I said halfheartedly, "In a approach it is good to know these so known as Internet guru's have a brand new friend that's on their level."
"Yeah, and all the little devils here are having a ball with them. For enjoyable, we preserve promising them everlasting wealth and luxurious comforts if they solely click on on our button, but every time they attempt to click on, we move the button! LOL."
With that, I logged off and quickly eliminated The Devil as my friend; I hope that I can't have one other expertise like that anytime soon!
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